If you want to purchase some of my music you have to e-mail me for the link to purchase it. I am embarrassed because this music is so bad. Then again people will buy just about anything.
First Fictional Fungus Song

Second Fictional Fungus Song


Third fictional foot fungus podiatry music
Instead of calling me by my real name please refer to me as Mr. Alan Showname. Bottom line this music is not that good. It is so bad it is comical. So why not spend your money and waste your money? So long as I get paid I am happy.

If you wish to purchase fictional music:
Warning this music is fictional and not to be relied upon at all. WARNING: YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE MUSIC YOU PURCHASE. You may think the music is horrible. No refunds.
Warning: all the above is copyrighted and no permission is given for it to be used in public. No permission is given for it to be downloaded or saved on your computer. It is only legal music for you to listen to.
PODIATRY MUSIC.COM Let me say that I was in shock when I got my first check in the mail for my music. Someone actually paid me money for my music cd.
If interested in purchansing a download of some of my other music please e-mail me at alanshowname@gmail.com
The problem is I rarely read my e-mail so good luck.
I wrote a song about people who want
to buy my music and waste their money:
This song is not that good. Some may call it horrible. Good news, this particular song is not for sale.


For sale, not for sale, you gotta admit, this is a comical website.
Dorsiflexion.mp3
Mendon'tlisten.mp3